My man at the Zoo

1) Ho there handsome, you come here often?

2) Well, yes I am a bit fresh, but a girl has to act on her feelings.

3) Well, so long, and thanks for the memories

True colours

Is a song by Cyndi Lauper, I am not a little devil, mum just dresses
me up sometimes (See duck costume for proof)

My best side

MOre photos to incriminate my water wasting father (and you child
cruelty campaigners please note also)

Scarlet and I

Isn't my english proper. Heres Scarlet and I (Scarlet has a mummy
called Nicola, daddy says some of you may remember her). I am at her
house cos they are all watching the horses run round and they are
eating meat...

Charlotte and Pavlova

This is my friend Charlotte and the pavlova Nicola made, it was
delicious, all chocolatey, and I had great fun smearing it all over
my face.

Oi, enough!

It's Melbourne Cup day, I didn't win in the sweepstakes and...I am
sick of being photographed dammit!

At the Spensley Street Fete

Dad and I at Spensley Street. We went to the fete this year, dad was
hoping for record shopping bargains, but two ferrets beat him to the
crates of old vinyl. He got a bit grumpy after that, I just beat up
other kids in the playground.

Busted! Somebody call the water police